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Old 02-Jul-2007, 07:46 PM (19:46)   #1
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Bell Nuns on the run?

Polish court orders eviction of rebel nuns

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish court has issued eviction notices to a group of rebellious nuns who have defied orders from the Catholic Church to leave the convent they have occupied for two years, court officials said on Monday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070702/...3055uYad k3QF
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Old 02-Jul-2007, 07:49 PM (19:49)   #2
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I just love the mental picture I get from "rebel nuns."

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Old 02-Jul-2007, 08:09 PM (20:09)   #4
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As soon as I read the thread title, I thought - motherfuckin' nuns on a motherfuckin' plane.

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Weird, weird story.

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....The 64 nuns took over the building in 2005, rejecting the Vatican's decision to replace their mother superior, who had taken decisions she said were based on religious visions and had upset other nuns. The nuns and their superior in the southern city of Kazimierz Dolny have also ignored their expulsion from their order, the Sisters of the Family of Bethany. .....

The building's electricity was cut off in April, but sympathisers from the town have continued to provide food and water under cover of darkness. The nuns have on occasion thrown stones at journalists trying to speak to them.
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Of coarse it is. That's why I posted it.
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So, these women have just decided to do things their own way, and the pope dude can just fuck off? Hey, they are just like me, I tell the pope dude to fuck off every time he says something.

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Rebellious nuns?
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Cardinal Mahony to sell Sisters of Bethany convent in Santa Barbara to help cover what he owes in the clergy sex-abuse settlement

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Help me understand something here. Aren't nuns considered the brides of christ? Which begs the question, when will the consummation take place, since a marriage isn't considered a done deal until the couple have sex? Will he fuck them in heaven, then? Unless the rapture happens, in which case, he'll have to do the living ones on earth.

Anyway, back to my original though. Does this mean that it's okay to kick jeeby's wives out of their home? Isn't that, like, asking fro trouble? Selling the home out from under jebby's wives, because someone else diddled little boys, just doesn't seem right.

Of course, what do you expect from someone who keeps a harem. Harems are, by definition, merely property.

But I still want to know when the marriage will get consummated.
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Hey, hey, hey. I said I wanted to know, not wanted to see it. eeewwwww Now you've put a very bad image in my head. Bad Gurdur. Now I've gotta go scrub my brain.

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Use plenty of soap and holy water.
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Help me understand something here. Aren't nuns considered the brides of christ? Which begs the question, when will the consummation take place, since a marriage isn't considered a done deal until the couple have sex? Will he fuck them in heaven, then? Unless the rapture happens, in which case, he'll have to do the living ones on earth.

Anyway, back to my original though. Does this mean that it's okay to kick jeeby's wives out of their home? Isn't that, like, asking fro trouble? Selling the home out from under jebby's wives, because someone else diddled little boys, just doesn't seem right.

Of course, what do you expect from someone who keeps a harem. Harems are, by definition, merely property.

But I still want to know when the marriage will get consummated.
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Default More thrown out.

Pretty soon they won't have any left.

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - Six Catholic nuns have been excommunicated for heresy after refusing to give up membership in a Canadian sect whose founder claims to be possessed by the Virgin Mary, the Diocese of Little Rock announced Wednesday.

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hehe, I read that this morning.

Strange critters, nuns are.
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I had to contend with the 'Sisters of Nazareth' when I was growing up. In hindsight I reckon they were escaped Nazis in drag.
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Old 27-Sep-2007, 10:43 PM (22:43)   #22
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Big Nuns in cars
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Blue Nuns, Red Nuns
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Blue Nuns in Hats
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Nuns throwing rocks
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Nuns sexing up god

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Going away
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Default Italian archbishop closes convent

after nuns come to blows
A convent in southern Italy is being shut down after a quarrel among its last three remaining nuns ended in blows, press reports said Sunday.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...ow_article= 1

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