Jesus wants you to drive a 4x4

retrow · 12-Jun-2007, 06:39 PM (18:39)

With church attendance dwindling in Europe, the church bodies are now seeking to exploit people in places like Asia, Africa and South America, and giving them lessons in lifestyle.

Here's an article about one such church in South Africa

Article from Reuters

Quote:

Originally Posted by Article

"A brand new Nissan Navarra people," shouted the preacher "God wants to show his power in your life too."

Isn't god awesome!

Never · 12-Jun-2007, 09:22 PM (21:22)

Just add on another reason I'd be a disappointment to the "religious". I can't imagine trying to flash expensive objects for the sake of it.

I guess this means I can consider my '92 Sable secular?

Master Taran · 12-Jun-2007, 09:28 PM (21:28)

Well, I know for a fact that My '92 Dodge Dakota is possessed.

Garnet · 12-Jun-2007, 09:40 PM (21:40)

I second that, MT. But it's not as bad as my old '85 Lincoln was. THAT car was possesed to the max.

Master Taran · 12-Jun-2007, 09:48 PM (21:48)

aYup, that car needed to be exorcised alright.

Puck · 12-Jun-2007, 10:49 PM (22:49)

Oh lord won't you buy me.....

Dawn · 12-Jun-2007, 11:58 PM (23:58)

Will god keep it filled up with gas too? Couldn't he just make one that runs on air or something since he is all powerful?

disgracian · 13-Jun-2007, 02:10 AM (02:10)

If that article had appeared on The Onion instead, nobody would have batted an eyelid.

Satire is dead.

Cheers,

13-Jun-2007, 02:55 AM (02:55)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Puck

Oh lord won't you buy me.....

A Mercedes Benz

Anyone know the next line?

Pastafarian · 13-Jun-2007, 03:53 AM (03:53)

My friends all have Porsches.
I must make amends!

13-Jun-2007, 03:55 AM (03:55)

Oh, Lord, Won't ya buy me a color t.v.

Bud · 13-Jun-2007, 09:36 AM (09:36)

Diallin'-fo-Dollars is tryin to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three...

Storm_Raven · 13-Jun-2007, 04:42 PM (16:42)

They've seen what the new age lot have done with regards to Paganism and followed their esample, "the difference between Pagan and new age is the placement of the decimal point, what costs you Â£30.00 from your local Pagan will cost Â£300.00 from your new age store".

Storm Raven.

Meathead · 13-Jun-2007, 05:03 PM (17:03)

Joplin fans in da hizzouse.

"oh lord, won't ya buy me a color t.v."

Deacon Doubtmonger · 15-Jun-2007, 07:49 PM (19:49)

God Loves My New Lexus

disgracian · 17-Jun-2007, 02:31 PM (14:31)

That was a ripper of an article.

Cheers,

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Garnet Zen Mistress: Loves you for your mind not just your body Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lansing, MI Posts: 2,892	I second that, MT. But it's not as bad as my old '85 Lincoln was. THAT car was possesed to the max.

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