Happy Birthday BITCH

Mason · 15-Dec-2006, 09:58 PM (21:58)

Yesterday it was someone's birthday that I know of: my mother's.

But I forgot it was.

I was leaving for school and as I stepped out the front door she yelled, "Wait" and asked, "Aren't you even going to wish me Happy Birthday?"

I paused and said, "Well, I was pretending I didn't know it was your birthday, so then later I'd trick you and say I knew all along. Thanks for ruining it. Happy Birthday."

So, happy birthday mom. I'd tell you all how old she was, but I don't really know how old she is.

verte · 15-Dec-2006, 10:23 PM (22:23)

*give Mason a hug and a nice picture of Joan Crawford*

links zwo drei vier · 16-Dec-2006, 01:06 AM (01:06)

Verte wins at life.

LOL

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15-Dec-2006, 09:58 PM (21:58)	#1
Mason Official Falsifier Of Chat Records Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,443	Happy Birthday BITCH Yesterday it was someone's birthday that I know of: my mother's. But I forgot it was. I was leaving for school and as I stepped out the front door she yelled, "Wait" and asked, "Aren't you even going to wish me Happy Birthday?" I paused and said, "Well, I was pretending I didn't know it was your birthday, so then later I'd trick you and say I knew all along. Thanks for ruining it. Happy Birthday." So, happy birthday mom. I'd tell you all how old she was, but I don't really know how old she is.

16-Dec-2006, 01:06 AM (01:06)	#3
links zwo drei vier Today's Tom Sawyer Join Date: May 2004 Location: Master of Puppets Posts: 4,484	Verte wins at life. LOL
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