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Old 27-Jan-2010, 10:38 AM (10:38)   #1
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fish9 Police find cache of weapons, drugs, explosives and alligators in San Francisco home
It's a tough, tough world out there, and getting tougher.

Police discover cache of weapons, drugs, explosives and alligators in San Francisco home
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.... police discovered three alligators in a fish tank in the room where the guns were stored. While prosecutors said Leon possessed the reptiles illegally, he has not been charged with a crime in relation to the alligators.
If they outlaw alligators, only outlaws will have alligators.

Is that an alligator in your pocket, or your handbag?
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Old 27-Jan-2010, 02:37 PM (14:37)   #2
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Alligators, once grown to a certain size, can be very useful in helping to eliminate certain types of "evidence" which a gang member may come to possess.

Reminds me a bit of the crazies in San Francisco who had a fireworks factory in the garage underneath their home in a dense residential section of the city, not too far from where we lived. The inevitable happened: they took out half a block of houses and left a crater in one lane of 19th Avenue. the explosion rattled our windows. The good news: only the fireworks guys were killed; no neighbors were killed or injured as the explosion happened on a work day afternoon.
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Old 27-Jan-2010, 03:01 PM (15:01)   #3
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Maybe we need an alligator registry to prevent stuff like this from happening.
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If they outlaw alligators, only outlaws will have alligators.

Is that an alligator in your pocket, or your handbag?
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Old 27-Jan-2010, 06:47 PM (18:47)   #5
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Is that an alligator in your pocket, or your handbag?
Nope, I'm just happy to see you again
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Gun runner, drug dealer and handbag/shoe/suitcase manufacturer. I guess one needs to keep one's options open in case a career doesn't work out.

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Old 28-Jan-2010, 10:55 PM (22:55)   #7
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Here the alligators run free.
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The USA, the land of opportunity where the streets are paved with gold alligators who run free.
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Old 28-Jan-2010, 11:41 PM (23:41)   #9
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What. No white cat? Dude needs one of those, so he can stroke it while he laughs evilly and orders his henchman to throw you in the alligator pit.
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The USA, the land of opportunity where the streets are paved with gold alligators who run free.
It is a beautiful utopia, isn't it?!
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Alligators don't kill people. People kill people. With alligators.
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Old 29-Jan-2010, 04:39 AM (04:39)   #12
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Nope, I'm just happy to see you again
You want to watch that with an alligator about.
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What. No white cat? Dude needs one of those, so he can stroke it while he laughs evilly and orders his henchman to throw you in the alligator pit.
Alligator probably ate the cat.
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