You Cannot Make this Shit Up

[Seeker630]

A guy is suing BMW because he says the seat on his motorcycle gave him a permanent hard on. Seriously--------

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...010902532.html

[Never]

I saw that. It really requires one of those Picard pics with his hand over his face. Like the article says, that is the opposite of possible reactions to riding a motorcycle. Plus I'm thinking if he really had one that long he wouldn't be around to sue. Really - that puts you in the ER after so many hours and definitely less than 24 (where they get it um... corrected... one way or another).

[Quath]

My favorite comments from the user feedback section:
"I had that same problem with a bicycle I once owned....until I realized someone had stolen the seat!"

[Seeker630]

Originally Posted by Quath

My favorite comments from the user feedback section:
"I had that same problem with a bicycle I once owned....until I realized someone had stolen the seat!"

Oh, that's not even right--------

My take on it is this-----I'm 62 years old. If I ever got wood that lasted more than 4 hours I'd be on the phone with Time magazine, cause I'd be their next cover bitch as man of the year.

[grumpy]

It doesn't get better, Seek. I'm 70 and I'd be delighted to get four minutes of wood, altogether, in the same week.

[Tharmas]

Originally Posted by grumpy

It doesn't get better, Seek. I'm 70 and I'd be delighted to get four minutes of wood, altogether, in the same week.

That's what Viagra is for, says this 63 year old.

[grumpy]

I am parking this link here. Baptist Hospital Guest Wi-Fi won't let me access it because it says 'vagina' in there, and it might be too nasty for us.

From the stuff around it, and comments, I get the impression it's a really funny spoof of a stupid Republican position on some issue.

Maybe some adventurous person who is not being monitored by Baby Jesus can go there and see what's up.

[Tharmas]

Yes it's all about Vaginas, and how real Republican women want the government deep within theirs. Funny, but contains the somewhat scary information that some Pennsylvania Representative (really) said that a woman can't get pregnant through rape because she secretes a secretion that prevents it.

[AspenMama]

Why do I feel like I just walked in to a private conversation amongst the guys hanging out in the garage.....???

Ducks out...

[grumpy]

Your input is valuable here, AM. What do real women think of this shit?

[AuraKirsch]

Wow, that was hilarious! I love being a libertarian.

[Dawn]

I am super disgusted by how the Republicans think they have any business deciding what women can do with our bodies. It is somewhat bizarre how women have become a huge target lately. We are going backwards at warp speed it seems. It is really frightening. I find the conservative politicians incredibly intrusive and since they are usually going on about how government should stay out of everything (economically and only things they do not approve of like social welfare programs) it is particularly ridiculous.

[Shadowfox]

This real woman thinks it is shit and really really really stupid. Sadly, it's also denigrating to women - and to men who are real men and not strutting pretenders.

[A Dead Relative]

Airplanes give me a permanent hard on, but you don't see me suing aircraft manufacturers.

[Craigart14]

Originally Posted by Tharmas

That's what Viagra is for, says this 63 year old.

I'm 62. No shortage of wood here. What is this Viagra you speak of?

[A Dead Relative]

No, not wood like lumber.